FAMOUS SEAMUS

Well...

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:26:46 GMT

So, my last post was well over a year ago. I think maybe i got sick of people expecting me to read monotounous paragraphs about they're shitt y emo life and how everyone hates them. Well, maybe i'll make a post here and there from now on, namley so i can look back on how stupid i was.

Age 20.
Right now I am an Architechtural Woodworker.
I have a car, but don't drive it.
There's this girl Tay...ehhh lets not get into it.
I live in my own house with two roomates, In OB, Warwick.
My real boys have my back through everything. I'm glad.
I smoke weed and drink alomst everyday of my life, and function fine. I'm probably smarter than you.
I just got sponsored for skating by MonkDeth skateboards...what a long, painful road its been.
I'm bored, bye for now.

BBQ's are teh shit!

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 19:12:37 GMT

TONIGHT:
BBQ + Beer Pong + Wescott Employees = A BLASTY.

I'll be dead for half of saturday so dont try contacting me.

Life hits you fast.

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:41:58 GMT

I've recently been seeing a certain girl that only my closest friends know about. And I'm WICKED happy about how its working out. She's great. She's beautiful, smart and funny. I think I'm in love.

woohoo.

So Fresh, and OOhhhhh So Clean.

Sat, 12 May 2007 06:26:41 GMT

Now that I have more money than I know what to do with, I've decided to be as ballin as possible by buying a fresh cap from Lids at the prov place mall every weekend. You may now refer to me as Young Shaymie, the newest G's Up, Hoes down rapper in WeWa. Oh and I only drink Remy Martin and Crystall now. And ladies, if you want a Coach purse you know the digits to my diamond-encrusted house phone. If I don't pick up, it'll be because I'm sitting on my solid gold toilet with the real marble flushing handle.

- $eamu$

Mon, 07 May 2007 06:18:03 GMT

Let Me Point Out the Bounce.

Give me 2 years, I'll be the new CEO of Roc-a-fella records.
All you haters that think i don't know the rap game, y'all are
a bunch of bitter mysogynists. I'm on point.

Executive Class.

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:29:36 GMT

Watching the smoke from my ash-trayed clove-cigarette swirl over the LCD screen of my laptop got me thinking. And as I'm sure many of you know, when I get to thinking...well, It's all downhill from there. I've been doing a lot of pondering, namely about religion, politics, and human-being's life as a whole. And quite frankly, I've decided that the reason I have a pencil on my arm is the same reason I live the way I do. "Easy Come, Easy Go." A not so common phrase amongst most individual's vocabularies. But, for me, It's the main support column on the way I live. An expensive new car, Easy go. An expensive new PDA, easy come. I'm starting to wonder how I would feel about my life thus far if I hadn't practiced this motto on a regular basis, and to be blunt about it, I think with everything that I've lost I'd be in shambles. I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of those twats that take everything in life to an connsumately serious extent.

Now to fill the blank space on my LJ, I'm going to list all the object on my clutter-fuck of a desk, in no particular order.

- An Acer Laptop, dicernibly.
- A large antique lamp.
- A "Caesar's Palace" ashtray.
- A white wristband.
- A stack of burned CD's.
- A half burnt candle on top of the stack of CD's.
- A Pack of Camel Turkish Golds.
- A pen, accompanying a stray Bic Pen cap used for packing the ends of spliffs.
- A Pot plant.
- 2 PS2 Memory cards.
- A half full glass of cold milk. 1%.
- A White lighter. (I know, I know)
- An MP3 Player hooked up to headphones in my ears. ("Throw Some D's on that Bitch" by Rich Boy, currently playing)
- A MP3 player USB cable
- My PalmPilot, complete with USB docking station and charger.
- Hudson's Identical PalmPilot.
- Four Pennies.
- A Glass of water for watering my plant.
- A USB Wireless Optical mouse, plugged into my laptop, accordingly.
- A few random bits of mixed tobacco and pot are scattered around the 'rolling area' of my desktop.

The top of my desk is 3 feet by 2 1/2 feet. Believe it? I'll be vying for someone's Camera tonight, and possibly post a picture as proof at some point. Till then, sit and wait.

-Seamus :]

What ever happened to Gnarles Barkley?

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:28:58 GMT

"What ever happened to Gnarles Barkley?" The question has beckoned everyone at somepoint in the past 6 months. Gnarles Barkley, a self-said "Wayward in the re-birth of funk music" band has been missing from the scene of concerts, tours and press for the last six months. Why?Let me explain in detail. The reason for the group's hiatus is the simple fact that they were viciously murdered in the basement of Dylan's house. Dylan, myself and our friend Phillip were hanging out downstairs, talking casually when the group formerly known as Gnarles Barkley decided to let themselves into the house. They trampled down the staircase to the basement, wailing their signature song "Crazy". As soon as Phillip recognized the song's refrain, he went nuts and shredded the band to pieces, leaving no one alive. Dylan and I stared in astonishment. What had our friend Phillip done? Will he go to jail for this? How long will he be in jail for? Why Gnarles Barkley? These and MORE questions will be answered in the next Amazing Adventure of My Life Chronicle.

SAY NO TO GNARLES!

Today: Mehhh...

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:05:07 GMT

Today was cool. I woke up late, noon to be exact...And haven't left the confines of the house since. Lived off a few bong rips and some Oreo cookies. Then emma came over and in addition to the 3 shots of svedka I had, ahe insisted that 2 more were pertinent to complete the night. Done. A cigarette, and the night is complete. I'm looking forward to writing my great adventures into my newly obtained interwurb journal in the immediate future. And I talked to some cool kids today. Time for some shut I...Goodnight!

First LJ post ever.

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:46:19 GMT

I wonder if people will like me more now that I have a LJ? I'm over excited just thinking about it.